with your own penis?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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