check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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