North Korea, Best Korea!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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