Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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