You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think people are normalizing furries
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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