She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
