Already got asked if we're dating
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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