Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Randomize
