you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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