I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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