You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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