how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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