And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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