god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
