He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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