I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Randomize
