I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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