I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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