i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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