I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's blow job season.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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