I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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