Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm too high and old for this...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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