the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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