put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My dick has a subreddit
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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