i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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