Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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