I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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