I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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