Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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