Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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