but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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