in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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