Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
