Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
jump out the window naked night went bad
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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