When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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