At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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