somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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