Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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