thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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