I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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