Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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