Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
