Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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