Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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