Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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