if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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