I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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