Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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