I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Randomize
