i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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