i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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