i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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