i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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