her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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